Server withdrawal announcement: Beid (SE)

[Staff 10014]

Hello!

 

We're sorry to inform you that server Beid suffered a very severe hardware failure. Repairing it is not a viable option, unfortunately.

 

However, we're glad to inform you that twelve new powerful servers will be shipped to the SE datacenter in the very near future and one of them will replace Beid.

 

Kind regards

AirVPN Staff

 

[foxmulder 43]

After the tragic and unexpected decease of Beid, I suggest the new server should get the name LAZARUS!

 

 

Regards

 

Fox

[me.moo@posteo.me 80]

Yep, sounded painful

[LZ1 673]

Hello !

 

What surprises me most is that there's still no server called "Cloud" ^^.

Then we could make endless bad tech jokes! Just think of the community interaction!

 

Someone: Where's the server?
Staff: It's in the Cloud !!!

 

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Staff: Announcing our new server: Cloud. Now that's cloud-computing guys!

 

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*Server maintenance on Cloud server*

Staff: Cloudy with a chance of rain!

 

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But hey, I'm just trying to inject some humor into your daily lives. I mean, a Cloud server would literally be a breath of fresh Air!!!