For your laugh: ASUS Sacrificial Altar router

[OpenSourcerer 1435]

This router might require sacrifices to actually work. A great weapon against network intruders: If someone is in your network, simply don't feed it.

 

 

 

[zhang888 1066]

Shouldn't April fool's jokes start only tomorrow?

[OpenSourcerer 1435]

What if I told you it's April Fools in AEDT?

BOOM.

Mind = Blown

[andeby 7]

https://i.imgur.com/gnzKIMH.jpg

 

credits: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4cp5gu/psbattle_asus_rtac5300_router/d1k83io

[iwih2gk 93]

I have a family member with this router.  I set it up for them.  Smokes flat out!!  Speeds and coverage you almost can't believe.  The ISP is feeding 150 meg into it.  Can run 10 devices without missing a beat all day long.  Their use is not highly private (no known adversaries) but I set the wireless pretty strict, mac locked, etc......  Mostly they wanted to be able to control access times and "ratings" because there are children involved.  Mom and Dad's band is wide open but the others are being monitored and controlled if that is possible with kids.  LOL!!

 

 

Nice, nice router for a regular family setup.  Not competing with PfSense needed users, just commenting its great for a fairly secure family configuration!

[OpenSourcerer 1435]

https://i.imgur.com/gnzKIMH.jpg

 

credits: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4cp5gu/psbattle_asus_rtac5300_router/d1k83io

 

It truly is a dark and shadowy object.

[go558a83nk 362]

gigglenerd - must be April 1st

[OpenSourcerer 1435]

gigglenerd - must be April 1st

 

That's my real name.

[Jefkim666 6]

 

https://i.imgur.com/gnzKIMH.jpg

 

credits: https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4cp5gu/psbattle_asus_rtac5300_router/d1k83io

It truly is a dark and shadowy object.

Just the way I like them

[garmiste 2]

I'd be a little concerned about it's environmental impact as burning sacrifices tend to generate a good bit of greenhouse gasses. On the other hand, I've heard the otherworldly blue flame that hovers in the middle of the antennas is very eco-friendly, though the low level screams of tormented souls that emanate from it can be annoying. Like fan noise you tend to tune it out once you get used to it.

[OpenSourcerer 1435]

I've heard the otherworldly blue flame that hovers in the middle of the antennas is very eco-friendly

 

ASUS may be written in blue, but it's got a red stripe in its design. The flame must be dark red. Like... blood.